Monday, 5 November 2012

Joe falls into a river (2nd November 2012)


Since returning from Aberdeen Joe basically disappeared with his mates.  He thought well I’ve did my bit spending time with the “oldies” now its "me" time.  Fair enough.  So apart from the occasional meal together and a couple of hours in the morning we were like ships in the night.
Friday was going to be a busy day for me.  I was worried that I wouldn’t see much of Joe so I interrogated him about what he was going to be up to.  Joe was having tea at Harry’s and then to Jamies for his 18th Birthday.  He would be home late but that’s ok.  As long as he had his phone I could get hold of him.  Ok!
To cut a long story short I left home at 10am and returned at 6:30.  As I opened the front door I couldn’t help but notice that all the lights were on and there was a disgusting smell in the hallway. As I stepped in I noticed there was a note on the floor.  It read “Sorry, long story. Fell in river. Phone / i-pod broke.  Sorry. (phone Eve if you need me)”
Well I just started launched into a rant.  Why?  I don’t know there was no one in the house.  Just as well!  
"How could he fall into a river?  What river?  How could he be so stupid?"
I was especially disappointed as I had been praising up Joe to people I had met that day.
“He’so mature now”.
“He’s grown up so much following his mother’s passing”
“Mature! Grown up! My backside! He’s just fell in a river! What river?”
Then to my horror I looked down.  Joe’s wet clothes were piled up in the hallway absolutely sopping wet.  I was speechless.  I just picked the pile up and put them straight into the washing machine.  Worse was to come.  There was another pile of clothes in the bathroom wash basin.  I just got on with it.  Where is he now?
Despite my best efforts I couldn’t get hold of him. It was probably for the best.  It can wait to the morning.
Joe and I had breakfast together.
“What happened then?”
“Well I was walking across the Hillyfields”
The Hillyfields is well known short cut to Winterbourne.  Its very dark and a basically a field.  I have never been a fan of the kids using it.
“… and it was very wet and squelchy”
No shit Sherlock.  It had been pouring down all week
“… I was taken steps carefully then all of sudden I ended up shoulder deep in water”
“Oh my God!  You could have bloody drowned”
Joe just chuckled.  He just doesn’t get it.
“Who was with you?”
“No one”
“Well you were lucky”.
I couldn’t believe it.  What could I do?  I really want to throttle him for being so stupid.  However, I cant help but smile with the thought of Joe in a classic comedy moment.
The only good things that came out of this episode were he didn't drown and I managed to get a cheaper deal on his phone tariff with O2

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